I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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