At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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