she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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