girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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