ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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