Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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