I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
we made out on top of his cat.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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