Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Pants are for mortals
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