Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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