There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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