but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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