we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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