Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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