we're blogging at a bar
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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