I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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