The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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