whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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