No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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