K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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