I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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