at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She tied me up with her honor cords...
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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