Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
