No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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