i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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