Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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