She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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