K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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