I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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