yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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