Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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