its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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