It's just like the Real World with babies
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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