So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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