Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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