Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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