She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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