you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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