HIV tests are more positive than that guy
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
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