Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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