Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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