remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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