I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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