Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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