It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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