I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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