I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
NoShamevember. You game?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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