Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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