They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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