That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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