im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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