You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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