you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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