He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
There are leaves in my underwear?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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