I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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